Goflog God

As I traveled today, I happened to come across a Magnolia tree guarded by a rare god of the swamp: the Goflog God.


Goflog protects the tree from termites, leaf rot, root fungus, and herpes. However, the presence of the God prevents the Magnolia tree from flowering. So you might as well have an oak. Because there won't be any smell at all.

Nope. Not even a whiff.




Look at his silent majesty. Can you feel his beady eyes stare right to the soul of an unsuspecting termite?

Now you know why the flowers fear to blossom. He's too darn ugly.